How To Fake a Virtual Pedicure

Yikes. I am a bad friend. I am just now reading about the virtual pedicures we are supposed to be getting. It is sad that I cannot even get a virtual pedicure. Except that mostly I cannot get a virtual pedicure, because I spend all of my free time watching Battlestar Galactica. Now THAT is pretty sad.

Anyway, here are some thoughts:

1. I do not like those housewives or the people from Jersey. I have been watching Taking the Stage on MTV which is a real-life Fame. It is more my speed.

2. For my fake virtual pedicure I would choose a color that I got at my friend Amelia's bachelorette party called Bachelorette Bash. It is a garish pink and I love it.

3. I am wearing a neutral color on my toes right now so Jon can suck it. Tee hee.

4. Karley, I am sad that you didn't like the name of your nail polish because I, of course, love it. It's a pun! It's a nail polish!

5. I had to buy a product called the Woombie because little girl keeps busting out of her swaddle and waking up at night. I HATE that it is called the Woombie but it won't keep me from trying it.

6. If I was married to Brad Pitt I would try harder not to fight with him. Just saying.

7. Now that our secret blog isn't a secret I SHOULD feel pressure to think through my posts a bit more but I don't.

8. I still hate Nickleback and recently I realize that I also hate the use of DH, DS and DD.

9. Miss you guys.

Never a Good Idea. . . Jeggings!

I think that jeggings are one of the worst fashion statements to come out in quite awhile. I don't even like saying the word -- it's gross. Topshop was one of the first fashion outlets to sport them and just look at this picture:

Does this look like something you'd want to wear?

Maybe this means I'm getting old and am no longer a cool kid. Maybe it's because I still have a full length photo of myself wearing pegged skinny acid washed jeans circa 1990. One photo in ridiculous jeans is enough for me.

To see a real woman wearing jeggings out and about - check out this NY Daily News article from early January. The woman is cute enough - but the jeggings are not doing her any favors.